Jack and Jill
went up the hill
they each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50
And Jack came down with the crabs
You assume that Jack and Jill are both hetero, that after Jack went up the hill, he then went down on Jill. Microaggression! Jill could be bi, and have gotten her crabs from Caitlyn Gender.
I thought Freepers were more enlightened.