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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 06/12/2015 6:03:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:04:02 AM PDT
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ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!! It's been a VERY long week. Glad it's almost over!
We get our air conditioning fixed today!! Woohoo!!!
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:04:21 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:04:23 AM PDT
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mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 10? Wowzers!
Billy Bob tells his friend Luther, "This year I'm gonna do my vacation different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go."
"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again."
"Last year you suggested Tahiti, and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again!"
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, whatcha you gonna do this year that's different?"
"This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
At the local mini-mart:
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
Can you find the 44th President?
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:04:55 AM PDT
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upchuck
(Downsizing and decentralizing government is something the Republican establishment just wonÂ’t allow)
To: Lucky9teen
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06/12/2015 6:06:33 AM PDT
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(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:09:18 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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IBTP wooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooo TGIF!
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06/12/2015 6:10:20 AM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Currentriverrat
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06/12/2015 6:11:09 AM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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06/12/2015 6:11:37 AM PDT
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glasseye
To: Lucky9teen
“An Irishman walks *out* of a bar...”
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To: Lucky9teen
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06/12/2015 6:13:44 AM PDT
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TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
To: Lucky9teen
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06/12/2015 6:15:04 AM PDT
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mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
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Curses, foiled again.
A man is talking to woman in a bar and tells her that if she goes home with him, satisfaction is guaranteed. She agrees to go home with him and as they are undressing, she asks “Who do you think you will satisfy with that little thing?” and he replied “Me”.
To: AppyPappy
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:16:48 AM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:17:57 AM PDT
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Monkey Face
(You may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:23:22 AM PDT
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JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
"Ladies : if a man says he will fix it, he will fix it.
There's no need to remind him every six months....."
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posted on
06/12/2015 6:23:40 AM PDT
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virgil283
(When the sun spins, the cross appears, and the skies burn red)
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