[nickcarraway]

“Mama bear instinct in me decided to suck the venom because that’s what Bonanza does,” Jaclyn said.

What does she mean Bonanza? The old TV show?

[nickcarraway]

I guess you can’t say, “They said your gonna die,” to your four year old son.

[doorgunner69]

I remember the fat broad on B.C. when she would find a snake: “Wham, Wham!”

[Secret Agent Man]

There is one snakebite kit that does work. But the device generates way more suction than a person’s mouth can.

[Misterioso]

Any idea where this took place??

[entropy12]

True story-—my grandfather was bit on his ankle by a large cobra. This is circa 1890 in India. He had no access to anti-venom or even a hospital. He did the only possible thing..he took a burning log of wood and burned the area around the bite. I have seen his large scars on the ankle and he lived to be 95.

[Veggie Todd]

Punchline of an old joke: You’re gonna die!

[BerryDingle]

Also, don’t provoke the snake or it could attack you. If it does, call 911 first.

Translation: call 911 and then provoke the SOB.

[Bullish]

The first thing to do when you’re bitten by a snake, spider, insect, dog or practically anything else and probably the most important is to wash the wound with warm soap and water. In this case she wasn’t around anywhere to do that but the last thing to do is try the old “suck out the venom” that you see in movies.

[teeman8r]

Look for snake boy to be born in a few months

[tumblindice]

Crotch-bit by a giant sidewinder, Little Joe says goodbye to Pa, Adam and Hoss.