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If the Muslim Heaven Has 72 Virgins - What Happens in the Muslim Hell? (Vanity)

Posted on 05/31/2015 8:32:57 AM PDT by pinochet

If a Muslim man lives according to the teachings of his religion, he will be rewarded with 72 virgin women. What happens when a Muslim man fails to live up to the teachings of his religion and goes to hell. A drinking buddy claims that in the Muslim hell, there 72 sexually experienced and well endowed gay men, and the Muslim man in hell gets to play the role of the virgin. Is this true?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: heaven; howaboutadonation; islam; virgins
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To: pinochet

the imams will be tweeting in response to this thread before the hours up....


21 posted on 05/31/2015 8:51:58 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: pinochet

There is no difference between Muslim Heaven and Hell.


22 posted on 05/31/2015 8:54:10 AM PDT by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: tet68

When they do that, they try to make the place like Jahannam.

The Koran tries to make hell sound very scary, of course. Surah 50:30 has Allah saying to hell on the “Last Day”, “Art thou filled?” to which it replies, “Are there more?”


23 posted on 05/31/2015 8:55:33 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: MeshugeMikey
Iblis aka shaitan


24 posted on 05/31/2015 8:57:29 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: pinochet
Mo's really daddy...


25 posted on 05/31/2015 8:59:46 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: pinochet

Muslim hell is working in a pork rendering plant listening to Cat Stevens 24/7.

“I’m being followed by a moon shadow . . .”


26 posted on 05/31/2015 9:00:36 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: pinochet

The worst punishment would for them to remain muslim.


27 posted on 05/31/2015 9:00:39 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: pinochet
I note that even in muslim heaven, the angels have serpent legs...

Snake Angels photo mahomet_al-buracq_prophecy.jpg

28 posted on 05/31/2015 9:08:13 AM PDT by null and void (In a world where lies and propaganda masquerade freely as truth, communication is everything.)
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To: Olog-hai
Its denizens are forced to drink boiling water, and must eat the fruit of a tree called Zaqqum that burns in the belly like (per various translations) molten lead or burning oil.

I once had a green chili pork burrito like that.

29 posted on 05/31/2015 9:15:44 AM PDT by Gluteus Maximus
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To: Covenantor

now that is the strangest DARKEST image I have ever seen re islam...


30 posted on 05/31/2015 9:21:40 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Covenantor

Puppy dogs and teddy bears in hell, plus the devil is black?


31 posted on 05/31/2015 9:32:32 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: pinochet
Ya'll don't have any concept of Islam do you????

Read the Koran some day. Did none of you ask yourself why the number 72? I mean 72??

Fact of the matter is that if you read a little bit of the evil book you'll find that there's a passage that theres 100 beds for each 'warrior'. On 72 of these beds there are "everfresh???" Prepubescent virgins. The other 28? "everfresh???" Prepubescent male virgins.

It also lays out paradise for the flea-bitten desert tribes that Mo would have to get to fight for him: Fruit trees, beautiful rivers etc, anything they'd want.

32 posted on 05/31/2015 10:04:25 AM PDT by HeartlandOfAmerica ("The freaks are gonna inherit the Earth! - HoA")
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To: pinochet
.... Muslim Hell? ...




33 posted on 05/31/2015 10:25:08 AM PDT by Koracan
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To: pinochet; metmom; boatbums; caww; presently no screen name; redleghunter; Springfield Reformer; ...
Biblical damnation

And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. (Luke 16:23-24)

When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: ... And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. (Matthew 25:31,33)

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: (Matthew 25:41)

In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power; (2 Thessalonians 1:8-9)

Islamic damnation

And those on the left hand: What of those on the left hand? In scorching wind and scalding water. And shadow of black smoke, Neither cool nor refreshing. 56:41-44 (Pickthal)

So, by thy Lord, without doubt, We shall gather them together, and (also) the Evil Ones (with them); then shall We bring them forth on their knees round about Hell; Then shall We certainly drag out from every sect all those who were worst in obstinate rebellion against (Allah) Most Gracious. And certainly We know best those who are most worthy of being burned therein. Not one of you but will pass over it: this is, with thy Lord, a Decree which must be accomplished. 19:68-71 ( Yusuf Ali)

These twain (the believers and the disbelievers) are two opponents who contend concerning their Lord. But as for those who disbelieve, garments of fire will be cut out for them; boiling fluid will be poured down on their heads, Whereby that which is in their bellies, and their skins too, will be melted; And for them are hooked rods of iron. Whenever, in their anguish, they would go forth from thence they are driven back therein and (it is said unto them): Taste the doom of burning. 22:19-22 (Pickthal)

More contrasts, by God's grace.

Note that since the Qur'an presumes to be a complimentary extension of Biblical prophetic revelation, and references and alludes to it, then it must conform to Scripture since it came hundreds of years Muhammad.

Qur'an 5:46/47 and 43:63;

"And in their (earlier prophets) footsteps, We sent Jesus the son of Mary, confirming the Taurat (the Jewish Torah), that had come before him: We sent him the Injeel (the Christian Gospel), therein was Guidance and Light. And confirmation of the Taurat ( the Torah), that had come before him: a Guidance and an Admonition to those who fear Allah."

"Let the People of the Injeel (the Gospel), judge by what Allah had revealed therein. If any do fail to judge by what Allah had revealed, they are those who rebel."

These would be premedenic "revelations" from his demonic spirit guide as a minority in Mecca, before he gained power and moved to Medina. It seems to me that as Muhammad could not read, then he was ignorant of much of Scripture, at least accurately, and thought he was in conformity with it at one time.

Later, as the Quranic contradictions became known, Islam came up with the absurd explanation that the Bible was altered where it contradicts the Qur'an, yet no mss supports this, as all portions or whole ones affirm Christ as the Son of God who died and rose, and one would have to almost completely rewrite the NT and make substantial changes to the OT in order to confirm them to the Qur'an.

34 posted on 05/31/2015 10:28:18 AM PDT by daniel1212 (Come to the Lord Jesus as a contrite damned+destitute sinner, trust Him to save you, then live 4 Him)
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To: Truth29
The obvious picture comes to mind. How long before someone posts it?

I just ate lunch so I'm not scrolling down ....

Yes, I know what the obvious picture is ...

35 posted on 05/31/2015 10:32:31 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: HeartlandOfAmerica

I don’t give a shit what it says. I go by their actions.

They hide behind cloth. They are nothing!


36 posted on 05/31/2015 10:45:34 AM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (0bama's agenda—Divide and conquer seems to be working.)
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To: Octar

Wrong. He will be awarded 72 goats.


37 posted on 05/31/2015 10:55:22 AM PDT by nanook (Thomas Jefferson had it right.)
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To: pinochet

Imagine the 9/11 hijackers when they faced judgement for the massacre of nearly 3000 innocent lives especially when they were seduced by Satan to believe that this act would be pleasing to God. I have no doubt that they were condemned to eternal torment with Satan laughing as they were thrust into hell.


38 posted on 05/31/2015 10:56:59 AM PDT by The Great RJ (“Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money.” Margaret Thatcher)
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To: nanook

Goats, moslem virgins....what’s the difference?


39 posted on 05/31/2015 11:15:40 AM PDT by Octar
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To: pinochet

Muslim Hell is chock-full of beautiful women, the Devil is the Pecker Nazi, and guess what he says to you?


40 posted on 05/31/2015 12:56:21 PM PDT by W. (Animals are much stupider since Noah's Ark, because of inbreeding.--Oglaf)
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