[Old Yeller]

My Dad was tending his garden. He got tired so he sat on the ground...right on a colony of fire ants.

Dad learned the hard way. Those ants are nasty.

Great balls of fire! What happened?

[fatnotlazy]

Great balls of fire is really what happened. Poor Dad was bitten mercilessly. Those bites are excruciatingly painful. They don’t call ‘em fire ants for nothing.