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ABC has plenty of time to fill since they refuse to cover any bad news for Democrats
Does she know she’s an author?
My older Sister once heard me singing “16 Tons” while asleep. I would have been around 8.
Trust me. It goes like that.
My wife is deaf and signs in her sleep. Unfortunately it’s dark and I can’t make out most of what she’s saying. :-)
Reads like a play by Eugene Ionesco.
Gee whiz, I wonder why she might say THAT ?
My first wife took to snoring after we’d been married a few years. I would sometimes shake the bed to stop her snoring and she would look at me and frown and I would tell her she was snoring, and she would say ‘I couldn’t have been snoring, I haven’t been to sleep yet.’ In later years she had bed sleep apnea and when I would shake the bed she would snort loudly and complain that I keep waking her up. She never remarried after she divorced me ... strange that.
My ex said I once told her “6 books is 6 books. You can’t do 4 books then 6 books”.
I know what I was thinking. I was working in a bindery and when we packed books into boxes we alternated them into “lifts” of a certain number of books with the spine facing one way then the next lift with the spines facing the other way.
Wow ! Brain overload. Probably needs to take a LOOOOONG vacation.
OR, she’s taking a medication to sleep .. and it’s messing with her mind. If this is the case; she needs serious help.
Around 20 years ago I dreamed I was in a field and there were bunches of peanut hay burning. The smoke was bothering my breathing.
I awoke and realized I had not been breathing for some time. For maybe 30-40 seconds I could not catch my breath no matter how hard I breathed. I finally did but it disturbed me to an extreme degree.
I told my Dr. about it and he told me if it happened again I would need to go to a hospital and have a lot of tests done. Fortunately it never did recur.
I hear the secrets that you keep . . .when you’re talking in your sleep
MGD always says, “How many?” To which I reply, “How many would you like?”
America has changed, it wasn’t so long ago that morning TV would not have run a light hearted story of the things from people who aren’t married, record while sleeping together.
his girlfriend could be a gamer esp “How much left until the map is finished?”
His new bed will be in the doghouse.
I had a friend in college who was a sleepwalker and sleep talker. She also hated her bathrobe for some reason, and one night when I didn’t want to walk home I crashed at her dorm. In the middle of the night, she suddenly got up, grabbed her robe, started wadding it up saying “I HATE this thing! I’m going to burn it!” and she walked out of the room, down the hall and tried to throw it in the incinerator. Her roommate and I chased after her and got her back in the room. She was completely asleep the whole time and didn’t remember a thing. Her roommate always told everyone she was a sleep talker and sleepwalker.
Instead of saying his name, she keeps saying all the names of the other guys she wants
Snore; “Its going to be a boy...The cat told me....”
Snore “Dxxit James: When the xxxx are you going to propose?”
Snore; “The box of cartridges! Found them! Where’s that revolver now?”