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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 05/15/2015 5:27:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Baynative
61
posted on
05/15/2015 8:18:56 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Baynative
62
posted on
05/15/2015 8:21:15 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Baynative
As a female colleague once said as the break-room discussion turned to men who had been murdered by their wives:
“And not one of them was washing dishes at the time.”
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posted on
05/15/2015 8:23:01 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
64
posted on
05/15/2015 8:24:03 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Baynative
Blew it! Correct account follows:
As a female colleague once said during the break-room discussion of how most murders of men by wives occur in the kitchen:
“And not one of them was washing dishes at the time.”
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posted on
05/15/2015 8:25:06 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: JRios1968
R.I.P. BB
66
posted on
05/15/2015 8:38:20 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
The Contest
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in
town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:
“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
“Well, how did you do?”
“First Place,” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
“How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio says “this is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the heck is Hillary Clinton?” asked Pinocchio.
67
posted on
05/15/2015 8:41:44 AM PDT
by
Twotone
(Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
To: BenLurkin
68
posted on
05/15/2015 8:43:01 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
69
posted on
05/15/2015 9:09:58 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Liberty Valance
70
posted on
05/15/2015 9:30:31 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
As you might already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.If only they’d follow that law. Lots of them view porn.
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posted on
05/15/2015 12:19:36 PM PDT
by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: al_c
72
posted on
05/15/2015 12:22:59 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: left that other site
Here's something silly...
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posted on
05/15/2015 12:23:34 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
74
posted on
05/15/2015 12:49:42 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Liberty Valance
75
posted on
05/15/2015 12:52:12 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: TexasCajun
76
posted on
05/15/2015 1:09:11 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
77
posted on
05/15/2015 1:33:06 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: BenLurkin
That one cracks me up. I don't know why.
78
posted on
05/15/2015 2:31:29 PM PDT
by
zeugma
(Are there more nearby spiders than the sun is big?)
To: Lucky9teen
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