[Army Air Corps]

It slices, it dices, and it makes Julienne fries!

[PUGACHEV]

It makes a banquet out of a sandwich". It's the only product you will ever need. Step right up!

[Vinnie]

I knew, I knew it. The Salad Shooter is back!!
They finally found a use for that warehouse full of them.

[dsrtsage]

“It slices, it dices, and it makes Julienne fries!”

And behold the short work it makes of this tin can, then makes the finest slices on this tomato!!! BUT WAIT, there’s more!!!