The facts do not support your assertion.
But thanks for playing.
Vanna has some lovely parting gifts for you.
None of them are apple products since the value to cost ratio is off the map. But you can enjoy the Android and Windows products (OK, just kidding — the interface layer for Windows is fatter than the rhinos in Fantasia — we would never tether you to them).
And you are still too angry to be fun.
Fan boys — whatcha gonna do?
You beclown yourself madame.