Police: Stabbing Suspect Spits His Own Poop At Arresting Officers

ABC13 ^ | May 07, 2015

[MeshugeMikey]

I cant imagine the list...of possiblly adverse SIde Effects.......

[DJ Frisat]

Hope they’re ready for the inevitable accusations that they crammed the feces in his mouth.

Anybody seriously think this won’t happen? Or could have even been his idea all along? (which would presume that he’s actually not a sick lunatic on some kind of drug...)

[MeshugeMikey]

well the perp is white...so the likelihood of that occurring is slender at best

if he were a “perp of color”....{ soon to be the accepted term for such people ] all hell would certainly break loose

[Smokin' Joe]

Just wait for the lawyer commercials....

"If you or a loved one ever spat poo at police after taking...."

[Just another Joe]

Look at the dilated pupils on this guy
He's surely on something.

[headstamp 2]

Another useless breather

[Ancesthntr]

The mistake made here was to remove the perp from control over the seat belt.

[liberalh8ter]

Are they sure he wasn’t spitting out his brains?

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Happy Mother’s Day!

[bigbob]

“Mikey likes it!”

[ViLaLuz]

Avenue P: Putrid Perp Posits Poopy Patooey

[Flick Lives]

And the guy was arrested on Avenue P. Can't make this stuff up!

At the intersection of 2nd St?

[Gefn]

Napl?

[navet97]

“There was one guy who would poop in the bathtub and throw it at people.”

Yes, but even this “Exceptional Child” had the sense to throw the crap not put it in his mouth and spit it!

[martin_fierro]

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[Gamecock]

Oxygen thief.

[Slings and Arrows]

Some people *need* to get the s*** beaten out of them.

[shibumi]

"I’ll take Bath Salts, for the win, Peter."

Ooooooh! Sorry!

That's a great guess but the question we were looking for was "What is the new designer drug "Flakka?"

(And please - My name is Alex.)

[doorgunner69]

Sounds like just another San Fagsicko resident..............