[Swordmaker]

“Even Thracians”?!? I hope there aren’t any ancient Thracians reading this, buster. ;’)

What? Did you not know that all blonde jokes used to be Thracian jokes? You know, "How many Thracians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They haven't figured out how the switch works yet!" or "How do you know a stone stele is Thracian? Wite-out on the carvings!" or "Did you hear about the Thracian trapped inside a locked chariot?"

You hadn't heard this before? ;^)

[Covenantor]

For a better sense of scale.

[SunkenCiv]

What’s the difference between a Thracian queen and the road to Delphi? Not everyone has been on the road to Delphi.