Agreed.
As anyone I talk sports with on here knows, I'm not the biggest "Pawts" fan; actually most of the teams I like are NOT Boston-based. And I've been critical of "The Pawts" for never winning a Super Bowl post-Spygate.
But this season, they did. I congratulate them. But this "nonsense" as Impy correctly labelled it is a complete waste of effort. It made the "Office of Ted Wells" several million $$$ though, so he's thrilled.
Here's a nugget that's not getting much press, buried on page 228:
In sum, the data did not provide a basis for us to determine with absolute certainty whether there was or was not tampering as the analysis of such data ultimately is dependent upon assumptions and information that is not certain.
I hope "The Pawts" destroy everyone they play this season and win the Super Bowl again. Yes, that would tie then with my favorite NFL team, the 49ers, but enough's enough with this s**t.
Nope.
I know EXACTLY what happened.
Global warming / climate change / whatever-they’re-calling- it-this-week-hoping-it-will-stick.
That’s what caused the balls to deflate.
If it can strand polar bears, melt the polar ice caps, and make NYC freeze completely, like in that COMPLETELY fact-based movie “Day After Tomorrow”, it can deflate footballs too.
Global warming / climate change / etc... THAT’S what did it.
(do I need the /s tag?)