> You must sleep with them and cuddle them and marry them.
I slept with my rifle when I was in Vietnam. Good thing, too. I woke up to a lot of noise once and had to shoot from my bunk, the guy standing in the barracks doorway about to fire a rocket launcher. I keep my weapons handy, but I haven’t slept with them since leaving the warzone.
Then you must turn them in.
You may only possess firearms if you sleep with them.
It's right in the Second Amendment.