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To: JoeProBono
"She had somehow managed to open a drawer, go inside and pull out three watches and some assorted pieces of leather jewelry
Well that's a relief. I was expecting a report that the police were still looking for the arms they were attached to.........
30 posted on
04/27/2015 9:57:22 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(November 2016 shall be set aside as rodent removal month.)
To: JoeProBono
Tiiime is on his insides,
Yes it is...
Tiiime is on his insides,
Yes it is...
31 posted on
04/27/2015 9:57:36 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(TBD)
To: JoeProBono
Ahhh, That's Nuthing!
To: JoeProBono
Here's another true story for ‘ya:
My significant other (SO), when he was a teen ager, had a pet crow. The crow would go to his window on the second floor, and SO would open the window so they could converse and SO would feed him.
During those days before air conditioning, women would wash dishes AFTER they placed their wedding rings on the open window sill. Mr. Crow would steal these rings and take them to his nest. They would call SO’s father and SO would climb the tree and take the rings out of the nest and deliver them back to the women. This happened all the time.
SO’s father held a prominent position in the town as he was the local undertaker/coroner and he wasn't happy the crow was causing ill will from the local ladies without their wedding rings until SO could get them back to them.
SO went to summer camp and when he got back, his mom said, “The crow flew away.” Sure, he did. SO is sure his father got rid of the crow so the stealing of wedding rings would stop.
34 posted on
04/27/2015 10:18:40 AM PDT by
Marcella
(TED CRUZ Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
To: stylecouncilor
To: JoeProBono
I hope she had a good time.
36 posted on
04/27/2015 10:23:06 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: JoeProBono
Any Apple watches? It might be useful to keep the GPS tracker in him.
38 posted on
04/27/2015 10:25:41 AM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(Every time you say no to a liberal, you make the Baby Barack cry.)
To: JoeProBono
Did she get an Apple Watch?
To: JoeProBono
“I wasn’t chasing my tail. I was winding myself up.” Mocha
Good doggie.
44 posted on
04/27/2015 11:10:43 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: JoeProBono
45 posted on
04/27/2015 11:12:10 AM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: JoeProBono
48 posted on
04/27/2015 12:26:40 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: JoeProBono
That particular breed of dog is usually Pinsched for time anyway…
None of the timepieces she ate were stop-watches — those you can always put on Paws…
(At least a cat burglar didn’t steal the items ;)
49 posted on
04/27/2015 12:53:42 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Talk about a Swiss movement!)
To: JoeProBono
My neighbors Dobie ate his wallet.
Had to have surgery to get the credit cards out.
He had to use one of the cards to pay for it.
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