All cultures are equal. All cultures are equal. All cultures are equal. All cultures are equal. All cultures are equal. All cultures are equal. All cultures are equal.
Try this one on for size:
"All cultures are equal, but MY culture is more equal than yours."
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"...and I can prove it, too, because I need safe spaces and trigger warnings to protect myself from your cis-male-hetero microagressions."
The irony of “all cultures are equal” is that the liberals saying that don’t give conservative subcultures in their own society equal validity.