Looks like the Hamburgler.
Posted on 04/22/2015 11:17:37 AM PDT by drewh
Looks like the Hamburgler.
was it steroids?....was it the narcissistic self love that many athletes have?
between him and Micheal Jackson....what a pair....maybe it was just the cocaine sniffing that made them redo their noses and the changes took off from there....
but nobody every tell me again that they are normal people....that that aren't very strange irrational and plainly WRONG actions by so many no matter how you want to color it...
On the bright side, that idiot Kayne West will be the next man emasculated by this band of harpies.
Please, no Helen Thomas pictures...just take my word for it.
So winning that Gold Medal in 1976 meant nothing?
/johnny
I wonder, after these genital reassignments have been completed, what happens when they realize what they have done and find it very very disappointing?
Nailed it, gator!
What’s funny is that he still likes the ladies, so he really was a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
Perhaps extreme forms of narcissism lead to homosexuality. It is my observations that homosexuals are the most narcissistic and vain people among us.
=:o)
MRS. GARRISON
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
DOCTOR
...an abortion?
MRS. GARRISON
Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and I’ll queef
it out myself.
DOCTOR
Mmister Garrison-
MRS. GARRISON
Mrs. Garrison.
DOCTOR
Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
MRS. GARRISON
Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t
do with my body! A woman has a right
to choose!
DOCTOR
No, I mean you’re physically unable
to have an abortion, because you can’t
get pergnant.
MRS. GARRISON
But I missed my period.
DOCTOR
You can’t have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You
don’t produce eggs.
MRS. GARRISON
You mean, I’ll never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
it out?
DOCTOR
N-that’s right.
MRS. GARRISON
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I I’m not
really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a
I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
DOCTOR
Basically, yes.
MRS. GARRISON
...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
On a Monday, I was arrested (uh huh)
On a Tuesday, they locked me in the jail (oh boy)
On a Wednesday, my trial was attested
On a Thursday, they said guilty and the Judge’s gavel fell
I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders
I got chains, chains around my feet
I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders
And them chains, them chains,
They’re about to drag me down
Many gender reassignment people change back. Some decide to change back again.
Some commit suicide. A lot of them. They are not exactly stable people.
[singing]
I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
Eat your Wheaties and you can grow up to... never mind junior have some Cocoa Puffs.
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