[Alex Murphy]

I remember as a boy in the 50s playing with mercury all the time. You could buy it in some places. In my hands, fingers, etc..... 55-60 years later I write this.

You may not see it, but the rest of us can see (via your post) that it has affected you. You've clearly lost the ability to type in anything but italics :)

[Gaffer]

You sir, are a punctuation purist! :0)

[SgtHooper]

That’s simply because he walks with a tilt.