The pen is not mightier than the snore.
To: Citizen Zed
Where is Marty Cobb when you need her, lol?
2 posted on
04/16/2015 2:59:04 PM PDT by
OttawaFreeper
("Keeping your stick down used to be a commandment, but not anymore" Harry Sinden, 1988)
To: Citizen Zed
Had she put on her burka first she’d have been able to cut off the guy’s head and still stay on board.
3 posted on
04/16/2015 2:59:43 PM PDT by
MeganC
(You can ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.)
To: Citizen Zed
Watch out, mister! I have a phone and a pen.
To: Citizen Zed
Only in modern America could so many normal human interactions lead to great expenses and cops and government and formal and elaborate reactions.
Until a few decades ago, everything was just handled by the people who were there.
5 posted on
04/16/2015 3:01:25 PM PDT by
ansel12
To: Citizen Zed
Is snoring a form of micro-agression? She probably felt threatened.
6 posted on
04/16/2015 3:02:35 PM PDT by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Citizen Zed
Reminds me of a scene in "Casino."
"Is this your pen?"
7 posted on
04/16/2015 3:03:11 PM PDT by
pogo101
To: Citizen Zed
Great. Now TSA will confiscate all writing devices.
8 posted on
04/16/2015 3:03:18 PM PDT by
EternalVigilance
("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Benjamin Franklin)
To: Citizen Zed
Hillary! flew back commercial, today. Just sayin’...
9 posted on
04/16/2015 3:07:19 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: Citizen Zed
I can’t imagine anyone doing that.
11 posted on
04/16/2015 3:09:14 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Citizen Zed
Hopefully,the lady was removed from the plane while the plane was on the ground.
12 posted on
04/16/2015 3:10:21 PM PDT by
The_Media_never_lie
(The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
To: Citizen Zed
The proper action would have been to summon the stewardess, then express concern that the snorer “has a medical condition”, so it may not be safe for them to fly. This would make the argument between the snorer and the airline.
Great pun, though.
13 posted on
04/16/2015 3:12:07 PM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: Citizen Zed
Assaulted by a pen! Seems overreaction but she should have asked the flight staff to address the issue or, as I do, put on some ear plugs. Wonder if there is more to this story?
16 posted on
04/16/2015 3:15:42 PM PDT by
Reno89519
(For every illegal or H1B with a job, there's an American without one. Muslim = Nazi = Evil)
To: Citizen Zed
Are we talking about a straight pen, safety pin or a writing pen?
17 posted on
04/16/2015 3:16:36 PM PDT by
deport
To: Citizen Zed
Poking them doesn’t work. You have to pinch their nostrils shut so they are forced to breathe through their mouth :)
To: Citizen Zed
perhaps i am a person from another time..
i would have called the flight attendant and then said in a very loud voice..
this sob is snoring like a freight train. please find him another seat or me another seat...
odds are (and i have done this before) i would end up in first class..
ya gotta out think em...
28 posted on
04/16/2015 3:47:28 PM PDT by
joe fonebone
(a socialist is just a juvenile communist)
To: Citizen Zed
30 posted on
04/16/2015 3:56:39 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Citizen Zed
To: Citizen Zed
33 posted on
04/16/2015 5:26:20 PM PDT by
bolobaby
To: Citizen Zed
No one needs to own an assault pen.
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