Why in the world would I come up with a story that I got hurt in my own bathroom with my wife standing there? How could anyone say anything like that?”
Uhm cuz yer a liar, from a long list of liars and your wife is Tammy Wynnette.
What happened to the excercise machine excuse?
“your wife is Tammy Wynnette.”
I’d pay money to see that. ;>