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1 posted on 04/13/2015 7:47:23 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is destroying a pizza place a capital crime in Michigan?


2 posted on 04/13/2015 7:48:01 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Gay wedding pizza pick up


3 posted on 04/13/2015 7:48:42 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: nickcarraway
The woman crashed through the storefront in her white Chevy Impala

The car is not white. The ambulance outside is; and the paper in the cash register.

4 posted on 04/13/2015 7:58:21 PM PDT by Greysard
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To: nickcarraway
Obviously a diversion for an accomplice to steal the contents of the tip jar.
6 posted on 04/13/2015 8:03:48 PM PDT by bramps (Go West America!)
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<img src=”http://imgick.mlive.com/home/mlive-media/width960/img/flint-journal/photo/2015/04/13/carcrashinstorefrontjpg-d3ba38fcd012e979.jpg";

“Scuze me... D’ya’ll have chickin’ wangs here?”


7 posted on 04/13/2015 8:04:26 PM PDT by joethedrummer
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“Now offering convenient drive-through service”


9 posted on 04/13/2015 8:10:56 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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“...Shop Reopens Hours Later”

“Smith, party of four, Smith?”

“Here you go folks...oops, here, let me get the door. Two in the front, and...two of you slide in the backseat. Susan is your waitress, and she’ll be right with you...”


10 posted on 04/13/2015 9:12:41 PM PDT by moovova
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DANG!


12 posted on 04/13/2015 9:58:53 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done.)
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To: nickcarraway
Almost looks like she opted to scoot across traffic and forgot there she was at a "T" intersection.

Had a friend driving us around while we drank way back when. It was foggy and we were on a lot of the backwoods county roads and hadn't seen another car for a while. he picked on stop sign to run and he picked the wrong one - the farmer helped pull us out of his field and remarked that the last guy had been more ambitious and beat us by about 50 feet...

Amazing that some of us, me included, are still around.

17 posted on 04/14/2015 4:13:49 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: nickcarraway; Gamecock

The Frogger machine survived.


19 posted on 04/14/2015 5:03:15 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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This same thing happened at a little Chinese restaurant in a strip mall near where I work. Someone hit the wrong pedal and went right through the front door. The owners boarded it up and hung signs saying “Still Open! Order By Phone and Drive Around Back to Pick Up!” They set up a little drive thru in the back - clever.


22 posted on 04/14/2015 5:26:34 AM PDT by day10 (You'll get nothing and like it!)
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24 posted on 04/14/2015 7:00:14 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Police could not be immediately contacted for comment.

Was the station closed? Were the lines busy? Were all the cops at lunch at the same time? Or at the donut shop?

Perhaps they were immediately contacted but could not comment?

25 posted on 04/14/2015 10:02:33 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Those too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.)
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