The topic is product reviews suck.....not sucking up or bashing the Apple Watch.
Reviews suck for the same reason political commentary sucks.....either the author has an agenda (for or against the product) or the author is an uneducated boob who is not really qualified to conduct an honest review.
There certainly is an agenda when a "reviewer" culls only the negative remarks from other reviewers' glowing reviews and then claims the negative characterizes the product.