The other day, while at the mall, I saw four gorgeous ladies about my age...
Wanting to be nice, I said good morning to them. Not one of them even looked at me.
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A QUADRUPLE BYPASS!!!!
An old Amish guy was sitting with his son. He watched an elderly lady push a button on a door. The door opened and the lady went in and the door closed. He asked someone about it and they said “It’s an elevator”. Just then, the door opened and a beautiful blonde strolled out. The Amish man turned to his son and said “Boy, go get your momma. I want her to try that elevator”.