Posted on 04/10/2015 5:39:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
We are living in the Twilight Zone with news stories like these...
White House: Despite Order, Venezuela Not a National Security Threat to U.S.
U.S. Expects to Remove Cuba from Terrorist List Ahead of Panama Summit
Jeb Bush Identified Himself as "Hispanic" on Voter Form
Obama: Ban Parents from Having Children Counseled Not to be LGBTQ+
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, "2016?" ~ Fallon
A new survey found that a growing number of millennials want to work from home and get more time off. They would have said more, but they had to pick up their gold star for participating in that survey. ~ Fallon
The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no one is hopping over the White House fence ever again. ~ Conan
A new poll in Cuba shows that President Obama is more popular than Fidel Castro. Then again, so is putting your whole family on a raft in the middle of the night. ~ Seth Meyers
Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as "Hispanic" on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, "Si. ~ Fallon
Do you know the answer? Or are you just being silly?
Down.
The bull nose strip is usually flush at the top of the step, but overhangs on the rise. Plus the strips on the wall at each landing are scuff protectors. They would be going the other way if the cat was going up.
That was my take as well. You cannot tell anything from the cat; they defy gravity anyway.
Hilarious! Several years ago my work email spam filter failed and one of those Nigerian-type scams appeared. I decided to have some fun and responded with a request to verify they were on the up & up. I asked for $5,000 in gold bullion to be Fedex’d to me. Once the bullion was received and tested, I would be willing to discuss further interactions. They emailed back “I know understand you.” I responded “No kidding Dick Tracy!”
Pffft, My cats have all defied logic.
Whoever the artist was that made that sculpture of Lucille Ball.......
I’d hire em to make one of obama
Wish I could photoshop Hillary Rodhams’ face onto there.
That’s funny!!!!
Brilliant!
Down. You can tell by looking at the steps. The flat board on the top of each step indicates that the feline is traveling downward.
Thank you sir!
Permission to steal?
Permission granted.
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