Posted on 04/09/2015 7:45:13 AM PDT by BenLurkin
That’s one hell of a weird wet dream:-)
Watch the vid at the link
Well, at least she was trying to be tidy and make herself appealing.
Sillisibin mushrooms will make things look 10 ft tall. The braided hair I’m not sure about. :-)
Someone needs to check on the whereabouts of Michelle Obama in 1994.
“Meyer asked the man if he could draw what the alien looked like. Zhaoguo, using pen and paper, produced a being that closely resembled the “Michelin Man,” the mascot of the Michelin Tire Company.”
Too bad there isn’t any CCT footage, cause here’s what really happened:
Guy brings home his mistress and starts to do her in the living room. He stops and says, “It would be WAY hotter to do it in bed next to my wife.”
He goes in, feeds her some mushrooms mixed with powdered ex, and then brings the girlfriend in and bangs her next to the wife.
Mistress goes home, wife wakes up, tells him all about the strange dream she had last night, only she finds the condom, and now REALLY believes his husband had sex with the braided alien.
He has no choice but to sell it. She is forever grateful the Pleadian, 10 foot tall, six fingered, braided alien was thoughtful enough to wrap that rascal before raping the hubby.
Hubby is cashing in on the talk-show circuit. Wife sends the condom to the government lab for testing, but the hubby kills the mailman and burns his truck, destroying the evidence. Hubby burns a giant hole through the top of the truck with a thermal lance and claims the Pleadians did it.
Dude is my hero.
Is he sure it wasn’t Joe Biden?
Funny! LOl.
You know, I was just saying to myself the other day, “I bet I’ll never see a headline that reads, ‘Manchurian lumberjack first Chinese to be abducted by aliens, has sex in mid-air.’” But then, lo and behold, here it is!
The 10,000-Mile High Club ...
Close Encounters of the Lumberjack Kind.
I was thinking Warsaw,Poland.
How come all the good stuff ALWAYS happens to Manchurian lumberjacks and never to me?
But would Laz hit it?
Oh, brother. The poor guy fell for the old "you're the first" line. That hussy.
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