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Manchurian lumberjack first Chinese to be abducted by aliens, has sex in mid-air
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Posted on 04/09/2015 7:45:13 AM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin

That’s one hell of a weird wet dream:-)


41 posted on 04/09/2015 8:22:41 AM PDT by Harpotoo
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To: BenLurkin

Watch the vid at the link


42 posted on 04/09/2015 8:23:08 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: BenLurkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH46Gc8fiPA


43 posted on 04/09/2015 8:23:13 AM PDT by MCF (If my home can't be my Castle, then it will be my Alamo.)
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44 posted on 04/09/2015 8:25:39 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: concerned about politics

Well, at least she was trying to be tidy and make herself appealing.


45 posted on 04/09/2015 8:28:35 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: BenLurkin

Sillisibin mushrooms will make things look 10 ft tall. The braided hair I’m not sure about. :-)


46 posted on 04/09/2015 8:33:33 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: BenLurkin

Someone needs to check on the whereabouts of Michelle Obama in 1994.


47 posted on 04/09/2015 8:43:11 AM PDT by matt1234 (2015-2016 America's enemies sense obama's weakness and str)
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48 posted on 04/09/2015 8:43:58 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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“Meyer asked the man if he could draw what the alien looked like. Zhaoguo, using pen and paper, produced a being that closely resembled the “Michelin Man,” the mascot of the Michelin Tire Company.”


49 posted on 04/09/2015 8:49:01 AM PDT by matt1234 (2015-2016 America's enemies sense obama's weakness and str)
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To: BenLurkin; Lazamataz

Too bad there isn’t any CCT footage, cause here’s what really happened:

Guy brings home his mistress and starts to do her in the living room. He stops and says, “It would be WAY hotter to do it in bed next to my wife.”

He goes in, feeds her some mushrooms mixed with powdered ex, and then brings the girlfriend in and bangs her next to the wife.

Mistress goes home, wife wakes up, tells him all about the strange dream she had last night, only she finds the condom, and now REALLY believes his husband had sex with the braided alien.

He has no choice but to sell it. She is forever grateful the Pleadian, 10 foot tall, six fingered, braided alien was thoughtful enough to wrap that rascal before raping the hubby.

Hubby is cashing in on the talk-show circuit. Wife sends the condom to the government lab for testing, but the hubby kills the mailman and burns his truck, destroying the evidence. Hubby burns a giant hole through the top of the truck with a thermal lance and claims the Pleadians did it.

Dude is my hero.


50 posted on 04/09/2015 8:51:32 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: BenLurkin

Is he sure it wasn’t Joe Biden?


51 posted on 04/09/2015 8:52:31 AM PDT by OLDCU
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To: Army Air Corps
Well, at least she was trying to be tidy and make herself appealing.

Funny! LOl.

52 posted on 04/09/2015 9:06:33 AM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: BenLurkin; mikrofon; martin_fierro

You know, I was just saying to myself the other day, “I bet I’ll never see a headline that reads, ‘Manchurian lumberjack first Chinese to be abducted by aliens, has sex in mid-air.’” But then, lo and behold, here it is!


53 posted on 04/09/2015 9:11:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (You could knock me over with a feather.)
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54 posted on 04/09/2015 9:14:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: BenLurkin

The 10,000-Mile High Club ...


55 posted on 04/09/2015 9:23:17 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: Charles Henrickson

Close Encounters of the Lumberjack Kind.


56 posted on 04/09/2015 9:40:32 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: katana

I was thinking Warsaw,Poland.


57 posted on 04/09/2015 9:40:46 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: BenLurkin

How come all the good stuff ALWAYS happens to Manchurian lumberjacks and never to me?


58 posted on 04/09/2015 9:57:02 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: BenLurkin

But would Laz hit it?


59 posted on 04/09/2015 9:58:42 AM PDT by Will not Live for another Man
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Manchurian lumberjack first Chinese to be abducted by aliens, has sex in mid-air...

Oh, brother. The poor guy fell for the old "you're the first" line. That hussy.

60 posted on 04/09/2015 10:05:44 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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