I go out in the woods and bury things under piles of rocks to drive archeologists crazy. I put a Slinky under a pile of rocks. I put an 8-track tape of Slim Whitman under a pile of rocks. I put a pair of striped bell bottom pants under some rocks. Oh, yeah. Think about what they are going to deduce about us in the future when they find these items.
Are you Greg Gutfeld?