Posted on 03/14/2015 4:01:07 AM PDT by SunkenCiv
A Levallois core, which is a distinctive type of Middle Stone Age stone tool, recovered on the surface of the Messak. Image: Foley/Mirazón Lahr
Hey, the Digest topic is on time this week!
Site of Fred Flintstones Snap-On Tool factory?
So they just dropped them on the ground and walked off when they were done with them? Sounds like my sons.
Anthropologists have determined from cave paintings that early hominids died off because they reached the period of “peak stone.” After peak stone the material was increasingly more expensive and only the rich 1% had it. Attempts to switch to the solar powered wood technology were continuously thwarted be the 1% who pointed out that wood spears required more stone use than stone ax heads by themselves. Despite daily warnings by the stoners that stone use was unsustainable and that wood technology required subsidies to become competitive nobody listened. The last alive were the 1% who ate the last stoners and then died surrounded by their incredible wealth.
Yes, apparently they deserted them.
Things that make you go Hmmmmm.
“Hey, Org, look at this great axe!”
“I love it, Glab, but what’s it good for?”
“Well, nothing, now that you mention it.”
*drop*
(’: These are just the seconds — 75 million of them. IOW, they made a lot of tools. :’)
If they’d had lights and television, they’d still be on too.
LOL!
“The Stone Age didn’t end because people ran out of stones.” — Sheikh Yamani, 1990s
During the Mid Twentieth Century, it has been determined that homonids had large household shrines that housed various “deities”. At first, scientists posited that the large, heavy metallic structures were symbols of male fertility, as they were constantly offered wood or other stiff objects as votives. These effigies had many moving parts, and were powerfully constructed to accept the offerings by grinding, penetrating, or consuming them by abrasion.
Originally minor deities, these simple but effective idols gradually crowded out the main deity that originally occupied the family shrine, which was a large, elegant and welcoming goddess of family and prosperity.
The goddess, who went by many feminine names, but sometimes just referred to as “SHE” eventually ended up OUTSIDE the family shrine, while the warlike, patriarchal, destructive, rape-culture-promoting, mean-spirited, chauvinistic, male-oriented minor deities multiplied in the shrine, dominating the simple structure with their power, and chewing up the daily offerings of life-giving trees and plant life.
The Male Deities had harsh and domineering names, which they boldly emblazoned on all sides of the idol. Although much of the exterior decorations have been lost to the ages, a few flecks of paint remain. Even the names sound dark and menacing...”Mikita”, “SKILL”, “Black”, and “Dekker”.
ROTFL
,,,, that’s hilarious ,,, I’m age 70 and you sound just like my father in the 50s . He used to say ,,, “if I ever need one of my tools all I have to do is go out back and look around on the ground “ . Not much has changed I suppose .
Ok....so its a Homo Depot.
“Where’s the rakes?”
“Over by the stone axes...”
If you have to axe...
LOL
LTOS gets mischievous on a Saturday Morning!
:-)
“they just dropped them on the ground and walked off when they were done with them?”
No toolbox. Maybe easier to just flake off another when needed?
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