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Woman Buys Bananas Infested With World’s Deadliest Spiders
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Posted on 03/13/2015 1:11:08 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A British couple made a shocking discovery a few days ago after buying bananas from their local grocery store.
The bananas were infested with spiders. And not just any spiders.
When a Brazilian Wandering Spider bites a man, its venom can cause a painful four-hour ****, and can even lead to death.
The woman who bought the bananas recognized the spider cocoon and put the bananas into her freezer to kill all the spiders.
TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: avengers; brazil; missuspeel; unitedkingdom
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To: ResponseAbility
****I believe it’s 4 asterisks in a row**** Yea, asterisk you take when buying bananas.
OUCH!! That was extremely painful, and excellent!!
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posted on
03/13/2015 2:40:36 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(DILLIGAF)
To: Labyrinthos
“What happens when the spider bites a woman? “
Four hour shopping spree on Rodeo Drive?
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posted on
03/13/2015 2:53:08 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Islam is the military wing of the Communist party.)
To: Little Pig
What will really make someone a fortune is discovering the chemical key that lets men keep their hair. The person who finally solves that problem will go down in history as one of the greatest scientists of all time.
Some will pooh-pooh that thought, but it's true. Men hate losing their hair more than any other human indignity.
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posted on
03/13/2015 3:07:52 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: ResponseAbility
Yea, asterisk you take when buying bananas.Perfect!
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posted on
03/13/2015 3:10:05 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: nickcarraway
This thread does not need pictures. Those are some creepy looking spiders.
To: WayneS
A painful 4 year election. We've already had two of these.
46
posted on
03/13/2015 3:52:44 PM PDT
by
Know et al
(Keep on Freepin'!!!)
To: lee martell
Or burning down the house.
47
posted on
03/13/2015 4:36:27 PM PDT
by
tbw2
To: nickcarraway
Male chauvinism at its best. :-)
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posted on
03/13/2015 4:38:25 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: nickcarraway
To: EQAndyBuzz
What happens to a woman?
You can pretty much drive a car through he clown hole.
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posted on
03/13/2015 4:41:08 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Zhang Fei
“When a Brazilian Wandering Spider bites a man, its venom can cause a painful four-hour erection”Attention Reggie Love...... You're needed at the White House for a debriefing....
To: Georgia Girl 2
If women were in charge, they’d design a spider that smashes itself when it come in their house.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/13/2015 5:08:14 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: nickcarraway
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Freezing the eggs will not kill them.
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posted on
03/13/2015 5:09:39 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: Zhang Fei
.
>> “Are drug companies paying attention?” <<
.
They must be, they advertise “4 hour erections” on TV all the time, and tell people that they should see their sawbones if their erection lasts longer than that.
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posted on
03/13/2015 5:12:24 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: fhayek
Sounds like we had the same girlfriend
56
posted on
03/13/2015 6:05:11 PM PDT
by
packrat35
(Pelosi is only on loan to the world from Satan. Hopefully he will soon want his baby killer back)
To: MrB
Death by Snu Snu
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posted on
03/14/2015 4:20:16 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
To: Billthedrill
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posted on
03/14/2015 5:50:06 AM PDT
by
houeto
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: digger48
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posted on
03/14/2015 3:11:12 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: nickcarraway
Commercial Jingle:
I'm Chiquita Banana and I'm here to say
If you want an Erection, let me show you the way.
First you buy my Bananas
And you take them to Bed
You'll love all the Sex
Till your Husband is dead
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posted on
03/14/2015 3:17:50 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(Nobody owes you a living, so shut up and get back to work...)
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