To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
If this means I don’t have to undergo a colonoscopy, then I’m investing in this company.
3 posted on
03/12/2015 10:28:56 AM PDT by
P-Marlowe
(Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
To: Red Badger
“Bad news, Mr. Drill - you appear to be suffering from Hoof and Mouth Disease.”
To: Red Badger
This story doesn’t pass the smell test.
5 posted on
03/12/2015 10:32:04 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: Red Badger
Just a dollop of fermented cabbage (quite easily made) every couple of days works wonders from our experience.
6 posted on
03/12/2015 10:35:34 AM PDT by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Red Badger
why the stool sample? just fart into it.
7 posted on
03/12/2015 10:35:40 AM PDT by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
To: Red Badger
Ben Franklin would be proud.
10 posted on
03/12/2015 10:40:45 AM PDT by
Texicanus
(Texas, it's like a whole 'nother country.)
To: Red Badger
Aw crap. I thought it was going to be more of an amplitude and volume sensing device. Add in a piezo-electric sparking unit and you’ve got a frat party!
12 posted on
03/12/2015 10:44:34 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?)
To: Red Badger
My company and I have decided to patent our new "Intestinal Gas Compressor" so that this valuable resource can be used as a motor fuel on long trips. It was developed with a $20 Million Grant from the Obama Administration and the Arkansas Industrial Development Authority.
It is unobtrusively built-in to the driver's seat. I would love to have your endorsement because you are an authority figure in the automotive world. We will be at your home to custom fit the device to your automobiles. Give it a try and take notes on mileage, etc. Usual fees and expenses will apply, of course.
So far, most of the orders are coming in from rural Scotland, where many of the male drivers wear the kilt,which does facilitate installment.
13 posted on
03/12/2015 10:46:14 AM PDT by
Kenny Bunk
(Obama kept his promises. Has your Republican Congressman done the same?)
To: Red Badger; tx_eggman
"Man, when we were little, if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub"
Now, if you want a medical diagnosis, you have to fart in the tube.
16 posted on
03/12/2015 10:54:32 AM PDT by
SpinnerWebb
(IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
To: Red Badger
hmmmm.....perhaps you should have mentioned attending your nephew’s birthday party at Taco Bell before we decided to remove your colon.
To: Red Badger
a real-time in vitro fecal fermentation gas-sensing systemI gotta get me one of those.
19 posted on
03/12/2015 11:06:34 AM PDT by
ConservingFreedom
(A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
To: Red Badger
OK, so there will be no calls for “Flatulence Translators” .....
21 posted on
03/12/2015 1:20:13 PM PDT by
mikrofon
("I didn't ask if you could speak FARSI...")
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