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1 posted on 03/11/2015 5:02:16 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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Why are police investigating?

It is not illegal to move a dead skunk; and it is not [technically] illegal to criticize the president.


2 posted on 03/11/2015 5:04:21 AM PDT by WayneS (Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
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Obama lied, skunks died. Good chant to start. ;^)


3 posted on 03/11/2015 5:07:21 AM PDT by Dad was my hero
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Fairfield is one of the bluest areas of CT.

If Obama is in trouble there, he's in big trouble.

4 posted on 03/11/2015 5:08:15 AM PDT by McGruff (Ummm)
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This is news?


5 posted on 03/11/2015 5:08:55 AM PDT by GeronL
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Skunks are externally mulattoes.


8 posted on 03/11/2015 5:09:35 AM PDT by Paladin2
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Fairfield Police Lt. James Perez said authorities aren’t sure what to make of the sign.

Fingerprint it and find the culprits and then charge them with hate crimes against Obama. /s

But then there is that pesky little thing in the Constitution about political free speech.

9 posted on 03/11/2015 5:09:39 AM PDT by Slyfox (I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
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OMG.Blatant, overt racism. The CT po-lice must mobilize their Humvees and APCs.


10 posted on 03/11/2015 5:12:28 AM PDT by tgusa
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Uh, skunks are NOT defenseless.


13 posted on 03/11/2015 5:13:48 AM PDT by Paladin2
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At least they weren’t dead raccoons


14 posted on 03/11/2015 5:14:23 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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20 posted on 03/11/2015 5:17:08 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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Dead skunks matter!


28 posted on 03/11/2015 5:24:01 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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back in the 50s, my mother’s cousin owned an efficiency cottage resort in the ‘Italian’ catskill mountains (as opposed to the Jewish Alps, catskills, further south and west).

he would provide other services like bookmaking and numbers for the folks vacationing there....one evening he was walking the perimeter of the place with a pistol on his hip....I was maybe 8 years old and asked him what the gun was for....

“skunks” was his answer.

I often wondered if the skunks he was packing for were 2 or 4 legged


29 posted on 03/11/2015 5:25:19 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Headline news at the CBS affiliate in the #1 television market in the nation.

And you don’t think the media is totally in the tank for Obama.


31 posted on 03/11/2015 5:30:06 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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I was thinking on any given day I can find two road kill skunks.

Crossing the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn’t see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are

You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinking to high heaven

Take a whiff on me, that ain’t no rose
Roll up your window and hold your nose
You don’t have to look and you don’t have to see
‘Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
And it’s stinking to high heaven

Yeah, you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog
On a moonlight night, you got your dead toad frog
Got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon
The blood and the guts, they’re gonna make you swoon

You got your dead skunk in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinking to high heaven
C’mon, stink

You got it, it’s dead, it’s in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinking to high heaven
All over the road
Technicolor

Oh, you got pollution
It’s dead, it’s in the middle
And it’s stinking to high, high heaven


32 posted on 03/11/2015 5:30:38 AM PDT by the_daug
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It’s March. Skunks mate in March. Mating skunks forget to look both ways before crossing the road.


34 posted on 03/11/2015 5:47:18 AM PDT by norwaypinesavage (The Stone Age did not end because we ran out of stones)
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Skunks are “defenseless animals”?


39 posted on 03/11/2015 6:08:30 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Falcon 105)
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Dead skunks reading


43 posted on 03/11/2015 6:19:36 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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Michelle did say BO is a “snore-y, smelly man”. The sign is just reinforcing that opinion.


44 posted on 03/11/2015 6:23:19 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (<------- has now left CA for NV, where God and guns have not been outlawed! "The Miracle of America")
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