The part about the report saying there were 100,000 deaths so far and his on-air colleague asking if he ‘saw’ them was hilarious.
“No, John, I’m 5 miles outside town, but 100,000 death toll is what we’re assessing it as.”
Reporter: we are reporting rapes, murders, and acts of cannibalism.
News anchor: oh my, you’ve actually seen acts of cannibalism?
Reporter: no we haven’t, we are just reporting it.