Seattle sanitation workers, the new arbiters of fine cuisine.
What next? Oh I know: Garbage cans on their own electric burners so we can cook in them — all those yummy leftovers in mouthwatering stews, right there at the ends of our driveways. I am going to propose mandatory linen napkins at the next Seattle City Council meeting.
“I am going to propose mandatory linen napkins at the next Seattle City Council meeting.”
Perfect! Do it! :)