Posted on 03/06/2015 4:11:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen
I figured Nancy for a kinky tart. Thanks for the image. Now I need eye bleach.
Brown Sausage....sounds way too digestive to me.
Nasenbohrer...ach
Whoa....who knew?
Well my pants are gray and the last thing I ate was a cracker....so that makes me....WHAT?
Blue Blackberry Toast
Little Hodaki
One day the teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said.
“Very good! — Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth.’
Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”
“Excellent!” said the teacher continuing, “Let’s try one a bit more difficult — Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?”
Once again, Hodakio’s was the only hand in the air and he said: “John F. Kennedy, 1961.”
The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.”
She heard a loud whisper: “F_ _ k the Japs.”
“Who said that? — I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.
Little Hodakio put his hand up, “General MacArthur, 1945.”
At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.’
The teacher glares around and asks, ‘All right! — Now who said that?”
Again, Little Hodakio says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”
Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? — Suck this!”
Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, “You little s**t! — If you say anything else — I’ll kill you!”
Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.”
The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh s**t, we’re screwed!”
Little Hodakio said quietly,
“The American people, November 4, 2008.”
Great name
Painful visual
Excellent!
I am with you. I don’t know when skinny became hot but I still want to vomit when I see a woman standing with the light behind her , her heals together, and you can see daylight from her ankles to her crotch. Just doesn’t look natural.
Put your hands together and lets hear it for Blue Spam!!!
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