I taught my 14 year old son to make french fries. I have opened the door to Chaos.
This may be my biggest mistake since teaching my wife how to use power tools.
My kitchen is like a Kuwaiti oil field after the Iraqi Republican guard lit it up during Gulf War II.
I love my boy but I live in fear for my safety. Life was just fine up to peanut butter an jelly...
LOL! I had to read that one to my husband :-)
-JT
Believe it or not, it’s possible to cook french fries on the stovetop with almost no splattering. The key is to use low heat for a longer time:
http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/19/an-easy-way-to-make-french-fries/?_r=0
I’ve tried it and it works. You have to be patient but the fries are indistinguishable from regular fries.