[SampleMan]

If the zombies move like fat 3rd graders, all I need is a bicycle, and I’ll be living like a king.

WWZ zombies on the other hand are going to require some sizable ammo stocks and taking an island somewhere.

And of course, plan on the government telling you that zombies pose no threat and that the ones biting people are perverting zombyism, and aren’t true zombies. Then they’ll register them to vote.

[Slings and Arrows]

They sure turned out in ‘08 and ‘12.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

plan on the government telling you that zombies pose no threat and that the ones biting people are perverting zombyism, and aren’t true zombies. Then they’ll register them to vote

LOL! And they will label you a intolerant, hateful, bigoted, zombiephobe, and since you are also going around armed, they will probably also place you on the terrorist watch list.