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5 tips (from scientists) on how to survive a zombie apocalypse
Metro [UK] ^
| 25 Feb 2015
| Rob Waugh
Posted on 02/25/2015 11:51:49 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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I know that Freepers can do better.
To: MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; NYC GOP Chick; ...
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posted on
02/25/2015 11:52:56 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
The Gov says to stock up, but then mocks those who do.
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posted on
02/25/2015 11:56:41 PM PST
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: MaxMax
They’ll stop laughing when the zombies show up.
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posted on
02/25/2015 11:59:39 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
I like that pic. Outstanding depiction.
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:01:29 AM PST
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I know first-timers are frequently intimidated by chainsaws, but once you've cut up a few zombies with one, you'll never want to go back to axes, hatchets, bow saws or -- gawd forbid -- hacksaws ever again.
Ask Bruce.
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:03:25 AM PST
by
FredZarguna
(Valar morghulis)
To: Slings and Arrows
Skip all that.
I’m going medieval... “Get the Gimp...”
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:04:45 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: FredZarguna
LOL
Aw gawd. He was hilarious as Sam Axe too...
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:06:56 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: FredZarguna
I prefer boom-sticks, but to each his own.
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:26:09 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: MaxMax
The graveyard always votes for the Dem.
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:26:57 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Vendome
IMO, zombie defense is a matter of quantity more than quality.
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:28:11 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
Medieval is my sick version of quantity for the sake of quality.
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:32:23 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:40:57 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Slings and Arrows
Scientists?
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posted on
02/26/2015 12:56:06 AM PST
by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
To: MaxMax
It’s cornell saying this, not the govt.
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posted on
02/26/2015 1:51:36 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Vendome
Bruce is great as everything. The iconic B-actor of the Baby Boom Generation. It’s remarkable how far you can go if you don’t take yourself too seriously.
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posted on
02/26/2015 1:58:19 AM PST
by
FredZarguna
(Valar morghulis)
To: Slings and Arrows
so this is the responses LOL
Buy handcuffs and a stun gun
look that maybe how libs meet their ‘life partners’ but i can assure you all zombies dont care about ‘50 shades of gray’ handcuffs and stun guns. no here is what you need, pistols and lots of ammo, shotguns and lots of ammo, mid range rifle (ar,ak) and lots of ammo, and long range 3.06 or 3.08 and lots of ammo IMHO. a group who know their weapons and know survival techniques. also emphasis for lots of ammo, and food and clean water. for super close range get your katana, blade weapons, spears and a good crossbow for quiet work. emphasis on lots of ammo. the films or rather i should say to us zombie heads call them, the DOCUMENTARIES, tell you all you need to know...and i quote loosely from the 2004 remake of the dawn of the dead documentary..i have 20 of these pussy 9mm rounds and 17 of the glorious .357 rounds. personally i think anything is better that nothing
Stock up on supplies
yes always a good idea
Wait for the government to find a cure
BAWHAHAHHAHA er, no, but good luck with that. they are dead...no cure for that. its a virus, no cure for that...go ask the common cold how the govt is getting on with that, what obamacare will sort it out. hahahahahaha
Buy a protective suit
okayyyyy, just make sure its interwoven with kevlar or bite proof threads
Isolate your family somewhere safe
yes because libs who have lived in a city where their idea of a nightmare is lining up for double decaf frappichino will know what to do in the countryside. i would guess they last 1 to 2 nights tops and my best guess is they die of exposure and reanimate causing more issues. do people have any fricken idea how difficult it is to survive outdoors for any period of time. also if 300 million people move to the countrside, it wont be sparse for long and its like creating a huge snack and buffet table for zombies, dragging them out of the cities.
and spare me the guns are loud excuse. if you have to use weapons you are in the crapper anyways you need to blow a hole to escape. leading me to the vehicles you need...but thats another thread....
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posted on
02/26/2015 1:59:50 AM PST
by
Irishguy
To: Slings and Arrows
Just a matter of emphasis...
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posted on
02/26/2015 2:03:14 AM PST
by
FredZarguna
(Valar morghulis)
To: FredZarguna
Buckshot is excellent punctuation.
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posted on
02/26/2015 2:06:00 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Irishguy
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posted on
02/26/2015 2:12:49 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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