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1 posted on 02/25/2015 2:58:43 PM PST by workerbee
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To: workerbee

Seems like to me the safest place to be during a zombie attack would be in the nearest cemetery.

It would be empty, at the least.


2 posted on 02/25/2015 3:03:06 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: workerbee

Can Zombies swim?


4 posted on 02/25/2015 3:07:43 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: workerbee

The people running things can’t seem to grow up and deal with reality!


5 posted on 02/25/2015 3:10:53 PM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: workerbee

Figures Zombies would be attracted to the City of Evil.


6 posted on 02/25/2015 3:12:15 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: workerbee

In a liberal conspiracy? Globull warming?


10 posted on 02/25/2015 3:19:15 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: workerbee

And by announcing it to everyone, they’ve destroyed the Northern Rockies as the last hideout.


11 posted on 02/25/2015 3:20:07 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: workerbee
I got a place picked out and nobody ever thinks of it. Plus there is access to many other islands, some of them quite large.


14 posted on 02/25/2015 3:25:07 PM PST by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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I would head north, anywhere, but Minnessota or North Dakota would be great. The Z’s would freeze and could be dispatched during winter safely. The only negative is that you would also have to live in the area with probably no services we are used to with civilization,so it would be a pioneer frontier. When you are not dispatching zombies, you are growing/catching food.


17 posted on 02/25/2015 3:29:23 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: workerbee

Shopping malls are designed to be havens against the zombies.


18 posted on 02/25/2015 3:29:30 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: workerbee

And how much did THIS cost taxpayers???


21 posted on 02/25/2015 3:50:07 PM PST by originalbuckeye (Moderation in temper is always a virtue; moderation in principle is always a vice. Paine)
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To: workerbee

Probably funded by your tax dollars and mine.....


25 posted on 02/25/2015 4:07:07 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: workerbee
Why, the safest place I can think is this place, in Bailey, CO, but you need to watch out for the Samsquanches.

I think they offer (besides Sour Diesel) a chainsawflamethrowershotgun and ammo. You'll be safe from Zombies and Samsquanches.

29 posted on 02/25/2015 4:57:37 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: workerbee

You might freeze to death but no brain eating involved.


30 posted on 02/25/2015 4:57:51 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: workerbee

We joke around about zombies but we all know they’re really talking about the starving masses people when the worlds economy crashes or post nuclear apocalypse.


38 posted on 02/25/2015 5:24:56 PM PST by Usagi_yo
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To: workerbee

Always remember, cardio and double tap.


41 posted on 02/25/2015 6:00:37 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: workerbee

Zombies are not real, are they?


42 posted on 02/25/2015 6:08:55 PM PST by Vermont Lt (When you are inclined to to buy storage boxes, but contractor bags instead.)
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To: workerbee

Under the bed. It’s so obvious, that it’s not obvious. Besides, zombies are terrified of dust bunnies.


43 posted on 02/25/2015 6:23:37 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I’m curious just how much taxpayer money did these “researchers” get for their grant to do this study?

Seriously? Zombies?

I’m getting so damn sick of this....


46 posted on 02/25/2015 8:58:31 PM PST by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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