[Veggie Todd]

That’s why I married the fifth one. She bathes.

[wally_bert]

I can’t stand a dirtbag.

[left that other site]

Well, that explains the world-famous British dentition.

[fr_freak]

...and the fifth one doesn’t shower ever.

[Jonty30]

If the commercials are anything to go by,I can believe this. Women don’t shower everyday. They bathe.

Everytime they bathe, with a lot of bubbles, they stick one leg high in the air, as they ever so slowly run a razor down the front of their leg.

With a glass of champagne nearby, naturally.

[nascarnation]

Is this because the standard of living has declined so drastically there? Cost of water and heating it?

[johniegrad]

That’s too long to go with scrubbing your monkey.

[tumblindice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrFE5xEApL8

Attention to daily hygiene is very important, ladies.

[Organic Panic]

Like the punchline to the joke...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

[hlmencken3]

Are bidets standard in the UK?

[minnesota_bound]

British men and women shower at the same time.... to save water or something

[Politicalkiddo]

That’s nasty. I shower everyday because I live in 2015, not 1815.

[servantboy777]

E...you

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

When I was assigned to a workcenter adjacent to the British Civil Service center on an Airbase in England I was the only American Airman they would let come in to use their copier.

They were some really pretty young ladies but the room smelled like they bathed in perfume.

[Bobalu]

[JimSEA]

As I was born and raised in a hot climate, I’d guess it’s pretty easy to tell who’s not bathing. Blaaa!

[bikerman]

Doesn’t the constant buzzing of the fly’s bother them???

[knarf]

It's been my experience, both personally and of others ... that body odor occurs because of sweating or even mild perspiration.

SOME people just don't DO anything worth getting all worked up about

I don't know about three or more days, but every other is not uncommon ...

again ... depending

[dowcaet]

So that explains why some women go heavy duty on the perfume to the point you need a gas mask when you’re around them. C’mon ladies that’s a shocking stat. I could see four out of five men not showering everyday but not the ladies.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

A popular reason for skipping showers is that daily showers tend to promoted uncomfortably dry skin. This seems to afflict women more than men.