Four out of five women don't shower every day

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11427875/Four-out-of-five-women-dont-shower-every-day.html ^ | 22 Feb 2015

[SMGFan]

Four out of five women admit they don't shower every day, and a third say they can go for three days without washing their body.

The personal hygiene of Britain's fairer sex - or the lack thereof - has been laid bare in a survey of 2,021 women aged 18 to 50 for skincare range Flint + Flint.

It also found that almost two thirds can't be bothered removing make-up before they go to bed, and one in eight own up to not brushing their teeth before they sleep.

[Veggie Todd]

That’s why I married the fifth one. She bathes.

[wally_bert]

I can’t stand a dirtbag.

[left that other site]

Well, that explains the world-famous British dentition.

[fr_freak]

...and the fifth one doesn’t shower ever.

[Jonty30]

If the commercials are anything to go by,I can believe this. Women don’t shower everyday. They bathe.

Everytime they bathe, with a lot of bubbles, they stick one leg high in the air, as they ever so slowly run a razor down the front of their leg.

With a glass of champagne nearby, naturally.

[nascarnation]

Is this because the standard of living has declined so drastically there? Cost of water and heating it?

[johniegrad]

That’s too long to go with scrubbing your monkey.

[johniegrad]

Without scrubbing

[Jack Hydrazine]

Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.
-Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

[tumblindice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrFE5xEApL8

Attention to daily hygiene is very important, ladies.

[Organic Panic]

Like the punchline to the joke...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

[hlmencken3]

Are bidets standard in the UK?

[minnesota_bound]

British men and women shower at the same time.... to save water or something

[Politicalkiddo]

That’s nasty. I shower everyday because I live in 2015, not 1815.

[Organic Panic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99BdGBTLRM

Ms. Peaches has the right idea.

[elcid1970]

Not according to Monty Python:

“And you can keep your fastidious Continental bidets, Mrs. Foreigner! Mrs. Britain knows how to keep HER feet clean!”

;^)

[servantboy777]

E...you

[tumblindice]

USA! USA! USA!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

When I was assigned to a workcenter adjacent to the British Civil Service center on an Airbase in England I was the only American Airman they would let come in to use their copier.

They were some really pretty young ladies but the room smelled like they bathed in perfume.