2. You are already a better man by being a Freeper (ha! - argue with THAT)
3. Feh....lyrics were even too heavy.
4. Get yourself a puzzle. Why should *I* be the only one in misery? :P
( Funny puzzle story: other daughter and friend recently did 750-piece old Kellogg's cereal box covers puzzle. Friend had a run of finding a few pieces in a row and said, "I'm killing it with this puzzle" Daughter said, "You're a 'cereal killer')
HAHAHA