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A department store was opened to sell Husbands. The store had 6 floors.

Now the rule was you could purchase any husband from any floor, but once you went up to another level you could not go back down, but had to exit the store.

A lady entered and the sign on the first floor said ‘men with a job’, but she wondered if there was something better on the next floor, so she went up to the next level which read ‘men with a job and likes kids’.

Even though impressed she though something better might be awaiting her upstairs, so she then went up another level where the sign read ‘men with a job, likes kids and has a romantic streak’.

Now she liked the sound of that, but proceeded to the next level anyway where the sign read ‘men with a job, likes kids, romantic and good looking’.

She was really impressed now but went on to the fifth floor where the sign read ‘men with a job, likes kids, romantic, absolutely gorgeous, and enjoys helping around the home’.

Now this the lady was very impressed with that, but still she went on up to the sixth floor, and there on the sixth floor was a solitary sign which read...

You are the 3,450,701 woman to visit this floor, this demonstrates how women are impossible to please. Thank you for visiting the Husband store. Have a nice day.

Directly across the road from the Husbands store was another department store that sold Wives. And, similar to the Husbands store, this store had 6 floors where you could purchase a Wife on any level, but if you went up a floor you couldn’t go back down and had to exit.

So, a bloke walks into the store and on the first floor reads the following sign: “Women who like sex”.

Impressed the guy goes up to the second floor where he meets a similar sign, but this one reads: “Women who like sex and are rich.”

No man has ever gone to the third floor.

This points up that women have longer lists of criteria in their male companions.

Ready to be flamed. My impression is that women are much more picky about the men in their lives than men are. Yes I know some men want Miss America beautiful. But most men don’t insist on that.

Interesting that the vast majority of divorces are initiated by women. Sounds like men are content more often with the status quo while women, as a group, are seeking something else, something that they are missing in their marriages. And that something is a deal breaker if they go for a divorce.