[ansel12]

Dogs were smart enough to recognize a superior species that could utilize them and incorporate them into their superior society and more predictable and organized living conditions.

Cats are like the charming hitchhiker guy who was going to spend a few nights on your couch, and 3 months later you watch him going to your refrigerator and realize, what the heck? Does he live here now?

[CyberSpartacus]

These folks are ignoramuses. From the moment we made fire there have been pupies to sit beside us. That means from the time it began till. It ends.

[Dr. Sivana]

Cats are like the charming hitchhiker guy who was going to spend a few nights on your couch, and 3 months later you watch him going to your refrigerator and realize, what the heck? Does he live here now?

Depends on the cat. One of ours (the late Jean-Marie) took over. He managed to get us to rearrange furniture, sleep on the outer edges of the bed, get let in at 4:30AM in time for breakfast and the 10 minutes of petting. At one point he was banished from the bedroom;he waited for us to fall asleep, was able to get the bedroom door open, and get this . . . CLOSE it with a head butt behind him. Then he camped out on the bed at the foot. It took me a month to catch him in the act.

He could also hear and recognize a slant six engine at 3000 feet, jumped into the car's open window to greet daddy (me), and as a kitten took an entire McDonald's cheeseburger out of my hand and ate the whole thing (bun, pickle, onions) WITHOUT taking it apart. WHEN I came back from my honeymoon, he jumped in my arms and licked my face. So, we were even. A once in a lifetime cat.