[NoCmpromiz]

local Stop and Shop sells kosher Coke and Sprite for Passover.

Only for Passover or all year? Our local Shoprite for a while would stock the yellow cap Coke around Passover time but they haven't been doing so for probably the past four-at-least years.

I suspicion that it is because most of the Jewish folk in these parts are only Jewish because the males visited, er, were visited by, a mohel..

As the story goes, if an Orthodox, Conservative, and a Reformed Jew are together on a street corner (ok, that could be a stretch but for the sake of the story..) How can you tell them apart?

You ask the question "Do you fast for Yom Kippur?" The Orthodox man will reply, "Yes". The Conservative man will reply "No", and the Reform will say "What's Yom Kippur?"

I'm thinking that the local Jewish population is mostly the latter variety..

[NicknamedBob]

You ask the question "Do you fast for Yom Kippur?" The Orthodox man will reply, "Yes". The Conservative man will reply "No", and the Reform will say "What's Yom Kippur?"

Uh-huh, uh-huh. What's "fast"?