I am SOOO miserable!
In my endeavor to always shine a ray of sunshine into the darkplace, I can tell you with assurance that in spite of the misery you feel due to the weather, the dander-allergen falling from Horribleharry, and the mullpollen from sterile mullbushes, it nowhere compares to the misery you would suffer should you request Darksheare sing you a song...
A close second would be a Vogon poetry recitation with or without a babelfish..
(Just trying to keep things in perspective.. ;-)