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Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?


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To: Covenantor

lol


5,901 posted on 05/29/2015 10:24:54 AM PDT by GeronL (free short story: http://flscifi.blogspot.com/2015/05/free-short-story-proper-care-feeding-of.html)
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To: ArGee
the assault cattle

the assault cattle and assault sheep are part and parcel of the obama zombies according to all scouting reports ... and yes they are armed ...

5,902 posted on 05/29/2015 10:36:15 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Do what is Right ... Take This Freepathon Over the Top!!!)
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To: Darksheare

5,903 posted on 05/29/2015 11:12:57 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

“I can taste shapes! Oh GOD, I can SEE FOREVER!”


5,904 posted on 05/29/2015 11:46:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: no-to-illegals; ArGee

I thought assault cattle, especially with baa-aaah-net lugs and folding slacks were banned?


5,905 posted on 05/29/2015 11:47:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare
they've re-arisen possibly per link ... http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3294808/posts ... course this is a cover link but while was eating some assault cattle ... other assault cattle with baa-aaah-net lugs were holding protest signs ... (sigh) darn near had to dig up an assault weapon had just buried ... but was able to run away ...
5,906 posted on 05/29/2015 11:52:50 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Do what is Right ... Take This Freepathon Over the Top!!!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I *HATE* it when my parts go wandering off on their own.


5,907 posted on 05/29/2015 11:53:26 AM PDT by ArGee (Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and now I am SOOOOOOOO lost.)
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To: no-to-illegals

When I use cattle for assult the first wave is physical as they trample anything in their path. The second wave is odiferous as I tend to leave those that die where they die so they can accomplish the second wave.


5,908 posted on 05/29/2015 11:54:31 AM PDT by ArGee (Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and now I am SOOOOOOOO lost.)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah, well I don’t keep ‘em where ordinary folk go poking their noses. And other folk don’t tell no tales (or tails) if’n you git mah drift.


5,909 posted on 05/29/2015 11:55:52 AM PDT by ArGee (Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and now I am SOOOOOOOO lost.)
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To: Darksheare
I'm melting!


5,910 posted on 05/29/2015 11:56:06 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: ArGee; no-to-illegals

I usually put out a sign that says “Nothing here” and “Beware of BONK”.


5,911 posted on 05/29/2015 11:56:46 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: ArGee
am used to stretching out a pair of folded slacks to delay the waves ... but the dark swollen stream has been coming for the past two knights unabated ..
5,912 posted on 05/29/2015 11:57:19 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Do what is Right ... Take This Freepathon Over the Top!!!)
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To: Monkey Face
Is this your Geek Squaddie?


5,913 posted on 05/29/2015 12:00:57 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: no-to-illegals

5,914 posted on 05/29/2015 12:01:27 PM PDT by ArGee (Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and now I am SOOOOOOOO lost.)
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To: Darksheare

am going to take your advice and hang a sign of “Nothing Here’ on those stretched out slacks ...


5,915 posted on 05/29/2015 12:01:55 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Do what is Right ... Take This Freepathon Over the Top!!!)
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To: Darksheare

Anything I don’t want the government poking their noses into I put in a barn marked “Conclusive evidence of illegal activity, malfeasance, and general no-goodness of Bill and Hillary Clinton.”

Never gets touched.


5,916 posted on 05/29/2015 12:03:20 PM PDT by ArGee (Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and now I am SOOOOOOOO lost.)
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To: ArGee

Yes..

And it seems that is the present state of affairs.

USPS is still insisting that the parcel will arrive today but since the Mail-lady (as opposed to a Male-lady which is another thing entirely) has already visited the receptacle at the end of the driveway I know that will not occur.

For the record, the drive time between Kearny, NJ and this obscure location is in the order of 90 minutes. The Postal Service peoples in Kearny (NJ - west of the Hudson River), for reasons unfathomable, tend to truck things destined for here to the opposite side of the Hudson (White Plains - east of the Hudson River). Experience teaches that when things appear in White Plains, the Postal Service trained monkeys there just toss it on another truck without attention to the final destination.

We have had stuff get to White Plains and then show up next in Boston. Or Nyack. Or Albany. At those facilities, when eventually the error is discovered, the parcel ends up in a pile for manual sorting which happens when they get - yep - a round tuit. Since White Plains routed it to the wrong place, the manual sorter-person (with the round tuit safely in hisherits pocket) at the recipient-in-error Postal Facility returns it to - yep - White Plains.

Where they get a second chance...

That said, if Kearny sent it to White Plains, travel time would still be around two hours, so one would think that the parcel should have been scanned at White Plains by now since it left Kearny over 12 hours ago.

And in the meantime the advanced grass substitute is now waving and saying “Hi!” when I walk past... ;-)


5,917 posted on 05/29/2015 12:25:43 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Covenantor

Keeping that image.
That’s perfect!


5,918 posted on 05/29/2015 12:32:57 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Pretty amazing work...uh oh tide coming in....


5,919 posted on 05/29/2015 12:47:05 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Yep. If that guy in “Miracle on 34th St.” tried to convince a jury today that the USPS would not deliver a letter addressed to Santa Claus to anyone OTHER THAN Santa Claus the jury would die laughing.


5,920 posted on 05/29/2015 12:50:08 PM PDT by ArGee (Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and now I am SOOOOOOOO lost.)
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