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Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?


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To: ArGee

Perhaps this weekend, I’ll have time to work on homophone eradication. I had no idea this thread was so infested.


321 posted on 02/11/2015 10:06:53 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
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To: All

For a laugh:

www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

Careful if you’re working. I have been suppressing laughter so hard my sides hurt.


322 posted on 02/11/2015 10:08:56 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee

Most of those abs in The 300 were actually painted on.


323 posted on 02/11/2015 11:38:07 AM PST by TheOldLady (Pray for Obama... Psalm 109:8)
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To: ArGee

No... Her name was Dolly something... Not much of a conversationalist.


324 posted on 02/11/2015 12:09:30 PM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: ArGee; Darksheare
it’s a feature.

..and most often, an undocumented one.

Something like a dreamer but it doesn't vote..

325 posted on 02/11/2015 12:37:52 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Going over my medical records the last couple of days, I’ve finally learned what my “asthma” is called: pulmonary fibrosis. That explains why the steroids work so well.

Lots of trauma to my lungs over the years from pertussis to Valley Fever. Now I just need to keep it under control.


326 posted on 02/11/2015 12:57:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Of course. The current occupant of the White House can tell you what happens if you document your plans to stomp on countries.


327 posted on 02/11/2015 1:15:53 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

There’s nothing like a label to make everything make sense.


328 posted on 02/11/2015 1:16:48 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m sure it’s not worth waisting a weekend. At first they didn’t even phase me. The mane problem is I can be literal sometimes and I may lose my mined. I’m just trying to stay seine. But there’s not that much at steak since my ego doesn’t brews easily.


329 posted on 02/11/2015 1:25:45 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee

As much trouble as I’ve had breathing, it just didn’t seem right that “asthma” could be “all there is.”

At least this way, I can deal with it properly and not expect it to go away.


330 posted on 02/11/2015 1:30:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: Monkey Face

Not even with Darks’ coffee?

I thought that worked on anything.


331 posted on 02/11/2015 1:34:36 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

BTW: I wasn’t making fun of the label thing. Once I found out Obama was a terrorist-loving, America-hating anti-colonialist his tenure made perfect sense.


332 posted on 02/11/2015 1:38:34 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee

I never thought for a second that you were making fun of the “label thing.” :o]


333 posted on 02/11/2015 1:50:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face
I thought that worked on anything.

Only externally.

Along the same lines as paint remover..

..and naval jelly...

..and 12 Normal H2SO4.

334 posted on 02/11/2015 2:06:17 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s good to have a diagnosis.


335 posted on 02/11/2015 2:38:03 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, at least with a diagnosis, I’ll be a little more relaxed about it all, though I’ll never be able to leave home without an inhaler or a nebulizer.


336 posted on 02/11/2015 3:17:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: ArGee
"If you think you’ll have a genetic mess with your sister, you have NO IDEA what will come of mating with your opposite-sex clone."

The Good Doctor's song made no reference to producing offspring. He was concentrating, rather intently I might add, on the possibility of finding a sex partner with his own level of dedication to the art.

Also, I feel it only fair to mention that as a science fiction writer, as well as a Foxworthy Redneck of multiple dimensions, -- (not whether, but in how many ways I might be such) -- sisters, (and female cousins) in my genetic neighborhood have always been regarded with a very special filial affection.

337 posted on 02/11/2015 3:17:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, if you know what’s going on, you can stop worrying about the things that it isn’t.

And speaking of diagnoses, my mother sent me the autopsy report on my father. It was definitely Alzheimer’s Disease, not dementia from some other cause.


338 posted on 02/11/2015 3:21:57 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
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To: Tax-chick

I knew it wasn’t cancer, and I knew my lungs have been abused, but I didn’t know what to call it. I’m just glad I was prodded to search a little deeper into the online medical data that is mine alone.

And of course, with the wind, I need to make sure I have masks in pockets, purse and glove department and that my inhalers are full and handy. I had the door open for a while today, ad the wind has been blowing, so I’ve already had two breathing treatments. I’ll go to bed in a bit and have another steroid vial and hopefully, I will sleep fairly well tonight.

I don’t know whether to be “happy” Alzheimer’s was the final diagnosis, or sad that your dad (and your mother) suffered so. But did he know he suffered?


339 posted on 02/11/2015 3:43:57 PM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"I don’t know whether to be “happy” Alzheimer’s was the final diagnosis, or sad that your dad (and your mother) suffered so. But did he know he suffered?"

Bill Cosby said his father told him once, "Don't worry about getting senile. If it happens to you, you won't know it."

340 posted on 02/11/2015 3:57:32 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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