Need Posting Help

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[MasterMason]

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?

[NicknamedBob]

"Can someone write a fantasy tale of knights and dragons without naming the leading lady Gwendolyn? Seriously!"

My leading lady was named "Llyra".

Seriously.

[NicknamedBob]

"tagline"

I don't even know the meaning of the word.

[Tax-chick]

Is that the Welsh “Ll,” the Castilian “Ll,” or the Mexican “Ll”?

[NicknamedBob]

It’s the Science Fiction double-L. It’s only there for the visual effect.

[Tax-chick]

Ah, very practical!

[JoeProBono]

[shibumi]

By curious coinkydink I used to work in a plant where we did metal lithography.

Old Frothingslosh was one of our occasional designs.

[ArGee]

That would have been a better plan. Dipping string cheese in catsup didn’t do a thing for me.

[ArGee]

But there is something to be said for solitude. I can’t think of what that would be, but there must be something good about it...

Well, you can play Solitaire in peace.

I'll put the red queen on the black king when I'M ready.

[ArGee]

We’ll keep praying.

I am tacky enough without a drug. I’m sorry you have to endure one.

[ArGee]

Bots & ZOTS.

Don’t trust em!

I don't think you should paint us with such a broad brush.

[ArGee]

50 shades of Twilight? That’s seriously a book?

[ArGee]

When does the sequel come out when they’re banished to NYC to become landlords?

[ArGee]

OK. I’m semi-caught up. Bring on the day.

WAIT. I didn’t mean that! It was just an expression!!!

Now I’ve done it.

[GeronL]

Lol

[shibumi]

That comes right after the transitional middle book, where they are captured by the Evil Sorcerer BaBaLoo and held captive in his Cave of Magic and Mystery called The Copa Club.

It is there that BaBaLoo transforms Spot the Dragon into a freakish redheaded monstrosity named Loosie who is used by BaBaLoo to sate his perverted carnal desires and is held as a hostage/reminder to Fred and Ethel of what their fate could be if they do not grant him free rent.

BaBaLoo then exercises his powers as a Shapeshifter and dominates NYC politics by assuming the forms of a homosexual Jew, a RINOcerous, a limpwristed geeky billionaire and a garden variety Communist among others.

The third book is still a work in progress. But I can reveal that it features Snake Pliskin, Madonna and her bastard spawn GaGoo-GaGoo and several other truly inspiring characters, none of whom are named Gwendolyn, Gwen, Gwynyth, Guernica, Gabon or Gitchie-Gitchie-Ya-Ya-Ga-Ga.

You must excuse me for a moment. I have to go check the forum to see if there are any new threads about Adam Smith and his food stamps.

[Shimmer1]

Poke, poke!

[ArGee]

I can’t wait for the series to complete.

BTW: One of your preview lines reminded me that Vanessa Hudgens is starring in a Broadway version of Gigi that is coming out soon.

I didn’t even know who she was until she did “Gimme Shelter” recently. I was impressed.

I don’t think I ever saw the movie version of Gigi, but this might just be good.

[JoeProBono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAV3bOJaQuY

[Monkey Face]

Amazon has free books all the time, and a good portion of them are action/adventure, mystery or sci-fi.

I get a notification in my email every day. As soon as the link pops up for today, I’ll send it to you. Usually there are 3-4 books for .99 and 2-4 books for free.