Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason
I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?
We got Windy, Sneezy,(and hot)
” I have promised to eat only one slice.”
I can’t do that!
“Yeah, that’s why it is strangling the entire population in that high rise.”
Bots & ZOTS.
Don’t trust em!
I think the main principle, as far as I've discovered it, is you build them, and don't let them build you.
Good thinking.
“I am Medibot 339. And I’d like to speak about my new book called ‘deconstructing humans’ which comes out on Monday. It covers taking humans apart and putting them back together.”
*mind off in weird direction.*
LOL!
“big blobby glops of semi-congealed”
“that’s Hillary,she’s back in Chappaqua..”
Umm.. Yes there is a striking resemblance.
I’m sure she’s busy polishing her server...
“I am Medibot 339”
Hey Medibot, where is my $2500.00 savings on my healthcare? My deductible doubled!
Medibot, you have FAILED!
Exercise the Prime Directive!
: )
What was the language just before Chaucer’s time Of Cantebury Tales? The one that seriously crazy English major took a class in olden days. Back when English major were cool.
Mostly French & Latin, prior to Chaucers time of Middle English,
You gotz me, bro!
Has anyone ever tried to find online books on their mobile for a little bathroom reading? Using Google Play or whatever, and its probably the same with all of them, I noticed tons and tons were “romance” (think 50 shades or Twilight). Do people really read that crap?
Anyways, I downloaded some classics like Arthur Conan Doyle, Edgar Ralph Burroughs, Dickens and things like that.
I finished Twain’s “The Prince and the Pauper” (nothing like the Disneyfied versions), The Lost World, Princess of Mars and Alice in Wonderland (don’t judge me!!)...
Then I decided to try a free story that looked like one of the many dragon and knights kind of thing. There was absolutely nothing original about it, oh except that the King’s (he offed dad for the throne) wife had an opium addiction (shrugs).
Can someone write a fantasy tale of knights and dragons without naming the leading lady Gwendolyn? Seriously!
Now you've done it!
You've gone and blown the cover off my upcoming Fantasy/Adventure series tentatively titled "The Frothingslosh Chronicles."
They detail the adventures of the middle aged, not-so-good-looking and mildly timid "Feudal" Fred Frothingslosh of Filbertfaggen. (A town inhabited by sexually ambiguous nuts.)
His somewhat tepid romatic escapades involve the "trailing after" (couldn't really be called a pursuit) of a Lady whose name is Ethel N.G. Youngman. (The "N.G." stands for "Not Gwendolyn.")
At the climax of the tale, Fred is debating whether or not it's worth it to challenge Ethel's husband (Henny) for her hand but is relieved of the dilemma when Henny says "Take My Wife ...Please!"
So Fred and Ethel get hitched but she (being not too bright) can never remember how to spell "Frothingslosh of Filbertfaggen" so they end up shortening it to "Mertz." Oh, and there's a dragon too.
His name is "Spot."
but is relieved of the dilemma when Henny says "Take My Wife ...Please!"
facepalm
So ..... you saw what I did there.
Obama in King Arthur's Court
He gets executed in the third paragraph.
Obama and the Lost World
slips and falls into a deep crevice populated by man-eating giant moles
Obama and the Man Who Knew Too Much
He never answers Obama's phone calls.
I, @$$hole
Obama's memoir
Obama's Adventures in Wonderland
It was a dream, of course, he doesn't have much else to do in the asylum
Diary of a Wimpy President
I think that one doesn't need a description
No Expectations
Charles Dickens would not be proud
The Taming of the Wookie
The Bungle Book
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