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What Are Liberals? (fun little vanity)
1/22/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/22/2015 10:41:09 AM PST by Lazamataz

The American Left is an enemy every bit as dangerous as Al Qaeda, every bit as treacherous as ISIS, every bit as murderous as Nazis, every bit as power-mad as Stalin. They are a vile, foul, Satan-revering, repulsive Orc army. They are odious, hideous slime-covered slugs, they are atrocious diseased vermin. They are not even human beings. They are loathsome demonic,sub-human animals and must be cut out of country before they poison and destroy it. Jesus once said, "Yea verily, I love all mankind, except for the American left. My Father shall damn to eternal hellfire, for they cannot be saved." They are nauseating child-killing pedophiles and murderous rapist pigs. They are genocidal lechers and foul leeches that have embrace corpses, and death, and decay. Each and every one of these foul, despicable non-human detritus should be stricken with painful pancreatic cancer. No animal can look upon one of the leftists without feeling revulsion and fear. If every one of the abominable parasitic worms were wiped off the Earth, it would not be enough. They revel in the torture of small animals and infants, and claw and tear at the skin of children with their terrible claws and dangerous teeth. They are heinous, twisted, demented evil demons of putrescence and corruption. They cannot find it in their hearts to tell one single truth. Angels curse their names, and they are written on the heart of the Prince of Lies, the Devil. They have no redeeming features, they are ugly both in appearance and deed, and they cherish and revel in the rot of their souls. They venerate death and embrace oppression; they loot and steal and destroy; they burn all that is Holy and good. They despise God, and God hates them back. They are pure, crystalline evil, utterly contemptible, and beyond redemption. They worship all that is unholy and immersed in decay. They are of sulfur and sin, and abide no good, but are utterly wicked in all their ways. They are so despicable, they even have the wisdom to hate themselves!


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To: Lazamataz

preach it. As the number 1 hater of libtards on FR who als prays for their disposal, keep up the anger. Their annihilation is my happiness.


21 posted on 01/22/2015 11:11:37 AM PST by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: humblegunner

Yep. About 35%.

Other stats about liberals:

- 90% have used illegal drugs and 20% use them on a regular basis.
- “Only” 35% are homosexual. But 70% have had a “gay experience” at least once.
- 60% are or have been on some kind of government assistance.
- 15% have been to prison.
- 98% are atheist or agnostic.
- 85% admit to have shoplifted.
- 75% of married liberals have had extra-marital affair or have “open marriages.”


22 posted on 01/22/2015 11:18:02 AM PST by GodAndCountryFirst
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To: Lazamataz

We are all thankful you did not go the full monty on us. Do not know what we would have done.


23 posted on 01/22/2015 11:19:44 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Louis Foxwell
We are all thankful you did not go the full monty on us. Do not know what we would have done.

Should have had some coffee before writing this.

24 posted on 01/22/2015 11:20:47 AM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Louis Foxwell; Lazamataz

” We are all thankful you did not go the full monty on us. Do not know what we would have done.”

Laz had to leave room for future installments.


25 posted on 01/22/2015 11:24:55 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Lazamataz
"What Are Liberals?"

GAY.

26 posted on 01/22/2015 11:26:12 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Responsibility2nd

But only before asking them whether the bumper sticker actually belongs to them—sometimes, people get used cars with all the stickers from the previous owner intact.


27 posted on 01/22/2015 11:27:37 AM PST by __rvx86 (Rafael Cruz Jr: soon to be the first conservative, Latino President of the U.S. ¡Si se puede!)
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To: Ohioan
"Many will wait with baited breath for the next installment."

Please do not take offense. I'm simply trying to help educate you. Besides, the confusion between "baited" and "bated" is one of my pet peeves. ;-)

28 posted on 01/22/2015 11:28:28 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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To: Lazamataz

Yep. Marionettes. Talk, walk and think like soul -less wooden
things. Who’s on the strings?


29 posted on 01/22/2015 11:31:26 AM PST by dasboot
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To: Lazamataz

They are the corn in the turd in the punch bowl of life.


30 posted on 01/22/2015 11:32:25 AM PST by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

Correction noted!


31 posted on 01/22/2015 11:33:56 AM PST by Ohioan
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To: Ohioan
"PHhDs!"

*sigh* I'm sorry.

32 posted on 01/22/2015 11:34:10 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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To: Lazamataz

The left are proud murderers.


33 posted on 01/22/2015 11:34:40 AM PST by xp38
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To: Lazamataz
Who stole your paragraphs?

Almost all liberals/democRATs/Marxists/progressives are hypocrites. For example, they are against capital punishment, but are for abortion.

Let me know if you find your paragraphs.

5.56mm

34 posted on 01/22/2015 11:35:17 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: GodAndCountryFirst
- 85% admit to have shoplifted.

Full disclosure.. I pocketed a Chick-O-Stick from Shanus' Dime Store
in Bastrop, Texas somewhere around 1977. Maybe twice.

Crunchy.

35 posted on 01/22/2015 11:36:39 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner
Full disclosure.. I pocketed a Chick-O-Stick from Shanus' Dime Store in Bastrop, Texas somewhere around 1977. Maybe twice.

Yeah, and they're still pretty cheesed-off about it.

They call me once or twice a month to see if you want to set things right.

36 posted on 01/22/2015 11:45:05 AM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Lazamataz
They call me once or twice a month to see if you want to set things right.

You can tell 'em they can go stuff they Chick-O-Sticks.

37 posted on 01/22/2015 11:50:38 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner
You can tell 'em they can go stuff they Chick-O-Sticks.

So, same answer as last month.

38 posted on 01/22/2015 11:53:29 AM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Lazamataz

I hope you quit being soft in writing the other entries.


39 posted on 01/22/2015 11:58:00 AM PST by Lee'sGhost ("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
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To: Lazamataz

Sitting here sobbing since you failed to ping those of us minions who have been duly anointed as sychophants who breathlessly await any and all scholarly endeavors of yours...

How can we lavish you with praise and adulation if you don’t let us know when to do so?

Oh, and paragraphs are your friend...;^)


40 posted on 01/22/2015 12:00:39 PM PST by SZonian (Throwing our allegiances to political parties in the long run gave away our liberty.)
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