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To: editor-surveyor
I thought it over a little bit more...and asked myself why would the neighbor even say such a thing.

This tidbit was part of a whole conversation.

The neighbor said that tidbit and she says things were just fine???

60 posted on 01/21/2015 11:24:32 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Sacajaweau

He told the neighbor only because he asked.

He’s the quiet type.

Its like the old joke:

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

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93 posted on 01/21/2015 1:06:37 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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