[golux]

I do not know how I survived the beer, the girls and the fast cars.....

I'm just glad I survived the fast girls... (As I look at my wedding ring and think "for the most part...")

[central_va]

When it comes to women I have my own personal don’t ask don’t tell policy.

[Kenny Bunk]

Sorry. As part of my IRS settlement, I was forced to turn both of you in. I have eye-witness testimony that both of you frequently carried a pocket knife, did not wear a bike helmet, and frequently rode in a car equipped with neither DOT-Approved baby seat, nor even seat belts.

I hope it goes well for you two in the Lumumba/Castro/Valerie Jarrett Political Re-Education and Sensitivity Training Camp. For turning you in, I got off much easier. Six months in a petting zoo now being set up outside Ferguson, Missouri to show disadvantaged Utes white people in captivity.